Archie’s Positions

Hmmm how should I get comfy today?

Lie on my back with my feet in the air? I like to see things upside down.

See what my dad does when I put my feet up on the wall? scratchy scratchy daddy. You no like.

Crawl up onto the banquet? Dinner for 5!

Or maybe I’ll just plop onto the air conditioning vent for some sweet relief.

Whatever I choose, I know it will be divine.